I Am Not A Dog

I am not a dog, so please don't make me eat this same food every day.

I am not a dog, so please don't make me sleep on the floor.

I am not a dog, so please don't make me do these silly tricks again.

I am not a dog, so please don't shy away from my kisses.

I am not a dog, so please don't make me get off of the couch.

I am not a dog, so please don't walk away when I am "talking" to you.

I am not a dog, so please don't think you 'won' the staring contest; I just got bored.

I am not a dog, I am a human, I am a BOXER!