Are you boxerproof??
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| Go
out for a walk and stretch one arm as far as you can. Then stretch it even
further. Say with a friendly voice a couple of times the command: "follow".
You can even scream: "Stop pulling my arm out!!". Ignore the
looks from others passing by.
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| You
can forget the expencive BMW you always wanted and buy a stationwagon
instead. Buy some cookies and bones, break the cookies in lots of little
pieces and throw them all over the carpet, chairs and in your trunk. Then
go to your hairdressers and ask if you can have all the hair cut that day.
Throw them in large amounts in your car and make some muddy footprints all
over the inside of your car. Make some scratches with a rake on the
outside of your car. Oké, that's perfect!!
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| Get
ready to leave, try to sneak out as quiet as possible.Walk halfway to the
gate and return home. Try again after five minutes and again return home.
Now turn on the radio and make some calming sounds. Try to sneak out again
and once more return home. Start calling your friends and ask them to come
to your place insterad of the other way around.
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| Is
your garden ready for the summer? Ask your neighbours' kids to come and
play football. |
| Try
sitting down using only 1/8 of your chair. Try different ways of balancing
a cup of coffee and quietly eat a biscuit while trying this. ......Give it
up and throw the rest of the crums on the seet of the chair.
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| Tie
two forks to a dogbelt and hang them over the doorhandle. Now try lifting
them up frequently without making any sound.Every time the forks start to
jingle scratch yourself on your shins with a fork.
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| Repeat
everything you say at least five times!, repeat everything you say........!
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| If
you're having visitors, make sure they sit on the sofa and immediately
throw a sack of 30 kg of potatous in their lap, also rub their faces with
a wet sponge.
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| Go
and practise to see how fast you can get something out of your fridge.
Make sure you know exactely what you want and where to find it. Open the
fridge grab what you want without dropping it and close the door as fast
as you can. If this took you more than 10 seconds you will find that your
dog has eaten most of the contents of your fridge.
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| How
do you get used to the idea of cleaning your house without it having any
effect? Start with cleaning the windows. Are they spotless? Perfect!!. Now
touch it with very filthy hands and repeat this at least twice a day.
After cleaning your floor with a dustbuster make sure you make it dirty
again by throwing sand all over the place and repeat this also at least
twice a day.
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| Go
and visit friends who already own a boxer and ask them how in heavens name
they to the point where they allow their dog to behave like an idiot. Ask
them how they achieved to make their puppy to sleep a bit longer, how they
learned it to be clean and show good manners.
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| Enjoy
this while you can. It'll be the last time you get answers to your
questions.
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| To
experience how your night will be like when you have a boxer (most boxers
sleep on the bed) go to bed at 10 and wake yourself at midnight. Then
throw yourself with force to the ground. Put a heavy bag of potatous on
the bed and try to get underneith the blankets again. Set the alarm for
five thirty in the morning and slap yourself just before you wak up
in the face with a wet sponge.
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| Can
you stand the mess a boxer makes? To find out try the following: Your
house must be completely spotless, than throw a bucket filled with mud al
over your perfectly clean kitchenfloor. Spread the mud to the sides of
your cupboards,walls and fridge. Don't forget to make some footprints on
your livingroom carpet and in the hallway. Stick your fingers in a
flowerpot and wipe them off on your walls. Well, how do you think it looks?
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| If,
after reading all this, you still don't have a nervous breakdown feel free
to have a boxer!
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| Have
lots of fun with your Boxer!! |
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