A BOXER !
If you don't want to be greeted with paws and wiggly rears,
don't come inside, because a BOXER lives here!

 

If you don't like the feel of a cold nose or wet tongue,
don't come inside, because a BOXER lives here!

 

If you don't want to step over scattered toys,
don't come inside, because a BOXER lives here!

 

If you think a home ought to smell like perfume,
don't come inside, because a BOXER lives here!

 

But if you don't mind all this, you'll be instantly loved when you do come inside,
because a BOXER lives here!